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[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon.
He could choose either the Architect’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician’s which was $100,000.
Does that mean that the politician’s brain is much better than the Architect’s?
Exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
Not exactly replied […]
Small TV
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this small TV,
he told the salesman.
Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,
he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry,
we don’t sell to Sardars,
Salesman replied.
Damn,he […]
Hospital
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007A Chinies was in hospital.
Sardar went to meet him.
Chini said “Ching Chong, Mou.Chu Cha” & died.
Sardar went china to know the meaning,
that was-Kutte Oxygen ke Pipe Se Pair Utha.
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Sardar’s son
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Teacher to Sardar’s son ess line ki english banao,
“usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
Sardar’s son - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.
Two Sardar
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Two Sardar were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
The first one Kya Goal mara.
Second Sardar raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
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Shaadi karunga
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Ek bar ek sardarji pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga “chidi ko
marunga”.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad wo theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
Sardarji pehle main paise ikatthe karke shaadi karunga,phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad
main uska janamdin manaunga, […]
Jumps
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Frog - Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Sardar - Hai.
Frog - Nahin hai.
Sardar - Hai.
Frog - Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Sardar - Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Library
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Sardar walks into a library & says,
Can I have a burger and coke?
Librarian, “I’m sorry,this is a library.”
Santa whispers,”Can I have a burger & fries?”
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A number
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Sardar dials a number.
A girl receives the call.
Sardar - Who r u?
Girl - Seeta here.
Sardar - Maine to “Chandigarh” phone kiya tha,
ye to “Ayodhya” mil gaya.
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Gol
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa - Ye log ball ko pairo se kyun maar rahe hai?
Banta - Goal karan lai.
Santa - Par ball to pehle hi gol hai or kitni gol karange.
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