Monthly Archives: April 2007

Operation

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician’s which was $100,000. Does that … Continue reading →

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Small TV

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. I would like to buy this small TV, he told the salesman. Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars, he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his … Continue reading →

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Hospital

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A Chinies was in hospital. Sardar went to meet him. Chini said “Ching Chong, Mou.Chu Cha” & died. Sardar went china to know the meaning, that was-Kutte Oxygen ke Pipe Se Pair Utha. _ I hope u have enjoyed this … Continue reading →

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Sardar’s son

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Teacher to Sardar’s son ess line ki english banao, “usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Sardar’s son – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan. I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Two Sardar

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Two Sardar were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. The first one Kya Goal mara. Second Sardar raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this … Continue reading →

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Shaadi karunga

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

Ek bar ek sardarji pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga “chidi ko marunga”.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad wo theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ? … Continue reading →

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Jumps

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Frog – Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Sardar – Hai. Frog – Nahin hai. Sardar – Hai. Frog – Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Sardar – Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? _ I hope you have … Continue reading →

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Library

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

Sardar walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian, “I’m sorry,this is a library.” Santa whispers,”Can I have a burger & fries?” _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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A number

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

Sardar dials a number. A girl receives the call. Sardar – Who r u? Girl – Seeta here. Sardar – Maine to “Chandigarh” phone kiya tha, ye to “Ayodhya” mil gaya. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Gol

Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin

Santa – Ye log ball ko pairo se kyun maar rahe hai? Banta – Goal karan lai. Santa – Par ball to pehle hi gol hai or kitni gol karange. – I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

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