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[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa found answer to the most difficult question.
ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Banta,O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Difference between
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa - What’s difference between man & Superman?
Banta - Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
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Aam
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha “Upar kyon aaya?”
Banta ne jawaab diya Apple khane.
Bandar ne kaha Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Banta bola Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Oxford
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Banta - What’s Ford?
Santa - Gaadi.
Banta - What’s Oxford?
Santa - So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Ek truck
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa - Truck dekhkar tum ghabra kyon ho?
Banta - Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Do thappad
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa - Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu - Haan papa,
chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Choosing one
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks “How much for this?
Shopkeeper - Rs 500″
Santa - Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Advised
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Santa singh was standing below a tube light with a open mouth… WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be “Light”..
ha..ha…ha….
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Tabiyat
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Banta Singh - Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa Singh - Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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18 sardars
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Monday, April 30th, 2007Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed!
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