Monthly Archives: April 2007

Santa found answer to the most difficult question. ever- What comes first – the chicken or the egg? Banta,O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke

Santa – What’s difference between man & Superman? Banta – Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha “Upar kyon aaya?” Banta ne jawaab diya Apple khane. Bandar ne kaha Ye to aam ka ped hai. Banta bola Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. _ I hope ypu … Continue reading →

Banta – What’s Ford? Santa – Gaadi. Banta – What’s Oxford? Santa – So simple, Bail Gaadi. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa – Truck dekhkar tum ghabra kyon ho? Banta – Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa – Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu – Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks “How much for this? Shopkeeper – Rs 500″ Santa – Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa singh was standing below a tube light with a open mouth… WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be “Light”.. ha..ha…ha…. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta Singh – Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa Singh – Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie? Because under 18 was not allowed! _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.