Monthly Archives: April 2007

Five stars

Once a Santa entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw Banta checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The Banta typed his password and was waiting when Santa cried … Continue reading

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Train driver

Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields. The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver. When the train stopped, all … Continue reading

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Wrist-watch

Banta – My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time. Santa – What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after … Continue reading

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I miss you

The Word ‘Hello’ means…. H=How R U?, E=Everything all right?, L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

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Send u

If a kiss was a raindrop i’d send u showers. If a hug was a second i’d send u hours. If a smile was water i’d send u a sea. If love was a person i’d send u me. _ … Continue reading

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One Request

One Advice- Don’t change, One Request- Take care, One Wish- Don’t forget me, One Lie- I Hate U, One Truth- I Miss U, One Hope- We’ll always be Gud Friends. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke

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I love stars

I love stars & stars think, I’m serious, But I’m joking. I Love Moon & Moon thinks, I’m serious, But I’m joking, I LOVE U & U think I’m joking, But I’m serious. _ I hope you have enjoyed this … Continue reading

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Raat hui jab

Raat hui jab sham ke baad, Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad, Khamosh reh akr bhi humne dekha, Teri awaaz aye har sans ke baad. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms shayari.

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Love

R for red,red for blood, Blood for heart,heart for love, Love for u ,u for me, Me is u, I love u. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

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They always

Good friends are like bum cheeks sometimes crap keeps them apart, but they always come back together! send this to all your favourite bum cheeks. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

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