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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Pati -: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, jheel se aankhon mein bas jaaou, tumhari baho mein jhul jau…
Patni -: “Raj Kumar” hi rahoge, Ya, Kabhi “Emraan Hashmi” bhi Banoge?
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Pasand hai
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 23, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
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Kal ho na ho
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Friday, May 18th, 2007Karan johar ki movies -:
Kuch-kuch hota hai > Luv ur friends,K3g > Luv ur parents,
Kal ho na ho > Luv ur neighbours,kabhi alvida na kahna > Luv other’s wife.
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Mobile me jaane
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Ek ladki thi deewani si,mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazren jhuka ke,sharma ke,mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi!,
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko,par jaane kiss se darti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,bas Yehi poochha karti thi,
Ye “ON” kaise hota hai,ye “ON” kaise hota hai.
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Thappad lagaye
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2 thappad lagaye,
es par father bole kya hua?,
kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha kitne admi the.
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Meri aankh me
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Premika -: Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai,
dekho to kya hai?
Premi -: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,
kyon na use waheen rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara to dega.
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Most painful delivery
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Whose mother had the most painful delivery guess ?
Still thinking..,
Ok, i tell you “Sunny Deol”,Why?,
bcoz he himself said “Main nikla gadi leke”.
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Two latest varjons
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Computer Teacher asks a student what r the two latest varjons of java?,
student told -: 1..Marjava &, 2..Mitjava,Ishq me dil jaan bhi naam tere kar java-java.
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Kuch na kaha
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Ek raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
Magar saas ne kuch na kaha,
Bhala kiun,
Kyon ke saas bhi kabi Bahu th.
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Kya hua nai nachi
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Ye Basanti hai…
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abhi
nachegi……
abhi
nachegi……
abhi
nachegi……
nai naachi…
kya hua nai nachi…
main batana bhool gaya ki Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti….
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