Category Archives: Bollywood Jokes

Pati -: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, jheel se aankhon mein bas jaaou, tumhari baho mein jhul jau… Patni -: “Raj Kumar” hi rahoge, Ya, Kabhi “Emraan Hashmi” bhi Banoge? _ I hope you have enjoyed this … Continue reading →

Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai? Ajeet -: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood joke.

Karan johar ki movies -: Kuch-kuch hota hai > Luv ur friends,K3g > Luv ur parents, Kal ho na ho > Luv ur neighbours,kabhi alvida na kahna > Luv other’s wife. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood joke.

Ek ladki thi deewani si,mobile lekar chalti thi, nazren jhuka ke,sharma ke,mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi!, Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko,par jaane kiss se darti thi, Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,bas Yehi poochha karti thi, Ye “ON” kaise … Continue reading →

Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2 thappad lagaye, es par father bole kya hua?, kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha kitne admi the. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood joke.

Premika -: Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai, dekho to kya hai? Premi -: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na use waheen rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara to dega. _ I hope you … Continue reading →

Whose mother had the most painful delivery guess ? Still thinking.., Ok, i tell you “Sunny Deol”,Why?, bcoz he himself said “Main nikla gadi leke”. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood joke.

Computer Teacher asks a student what r the two latest varjons of java?, student told -: 1..Marjava &, 2..Mitjava,Ishq me dil jaan bhi naam tere kar java-java. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood joke.

Ek raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, Magar saas ne kuch na kaha, Bhala kiun, Kyon ke saas bhi kabi Bahu th. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood Joke.

Ye Basanti hai… @ @ @ @ abhi nachegi…… abhi nachegi…… abhi nachegi…… nai naachi… kya hua nai nachi… main batana bhool gaya ki Basanti kutto ke samne nahi nachti…. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Bollywood Joke.