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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Saturday, May 12th, 2007Munna Bhaai -: Bole to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna parega.
Kyonki apun ke rubber ke gloves tere andar hi rah gaye hai.
Patient -: Agar ye baat hai to mujhe jaane do,
main tumhare gloves ki payment kar doonga.
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How are u?
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Saturday, May 12th, 2007Laaden to Big B -: How are u?
Big B -: Bus kabhi khushi kabhi ghum and wat about u?
Laaden -: Bus kabhi gola kabhi bum!
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Airport custom par
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Saturday, May 12th, 2007Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karte hua poocha gaya,
maidam ess “Tifin box” main kya hai.
Malika sherawat -: ummm tang mat karo issme mere kapde hai.
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Bollywood style
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 11, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Friday, May 11th, 2007Titanic in Bollywood style -
1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain.
3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad,sister and brother.
4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with […]
Dhoom
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 7, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Monday, May 7th, 2007Kisse bhi film ka naam soucho aur uske aage “Khatiya pe” Laga do, Phir dekho has-has ke tumhre Pet me dard ho jaeyga.
For exmple.. Dhoom-khatiya pe,
Hera-Pheri-khatiya pe,
Dilwale Dulhaniya le jainge-khatiya pe,
Lage Raho Munna Bhai-khatiya pe,
Kuch Kuch Huta Hai-khatiya pe,
Aa Ab Lot Chale-khatiya pe.
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Us time ke
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 7, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Monday, May 7th, 2007Munn Bhaai -: cirkit! Bapu bole to Gandhi ji kapre kyon nahi pehnte the?
Cirkit -: bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!
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Aaj
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007Hrithik -: Aaj mere paas 4 cars hai,3 bikes hai,
mobile hai, bunglow hai, farm house hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Abhishek -: Mere baap ke sar pe baal hai.
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Funny
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007AbhishekBacchan -: I_can_act_too@yuva.com
AmitabhBacchan -: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
AnilKapoor -: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
SalmanKhan -: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om
ShahRukhKhan -: over_emotions@mostmovies.com
RamGopalVarma -: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in
SunilShetty -: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com
AamirKhan -: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com
AamirKhan(alternateaddress) -: married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com
SaifAliKhan -: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com
HritikRoshan -: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com
HritikRoshan(alternateaddress) -: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com
AjayDevgan -: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com
BobbyDeol -: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com
Sunny Deol -: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address
is a secret.
MallikaSherawat -: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com
AmishaPatel -: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com
KareenaKapoor -: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com
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Bollywood
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007Sajan Chale Sasural -: Computer professional coming to US.
1942, a Love story -: Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai -: Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay -: Green card.
Sadma -: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak -: Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana -: Project Manager - Team Leader.
Rakhwala -: Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara -: […]
Chinkie
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 27, 2007 by admin in Bollywood Jokes
Friday, April 27th, 2007Chinkie - Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
Munna - Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai,
apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob.
solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie - Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
Munna - Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap […]