Category Archives: Bollywood Jokes

MUNNA – Bole to darad kahan hai aapko. PATIENT (F) – Poore badan mien hai MUNNA – Yeh kaise ho sakta hai re, kuch detail batao. PATIENT – Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and … Continue reading →

Munna – Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit – Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna – Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. _ … Continue reading →

When i am – “KAREEB” There is only – “KHAMOSHI” I want to speak – “DIL SE” That’s my kind of – “ISHQ” I want this to be – “GUPT” As i always have – “DARR” That will i loss … Continue reading →

AJIT – Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great ‘wall hanging’ ban jayegi. AJIT – Raabert is ko microprocessor me daal do! Bit by bit mar jaayga saala! Ajeet – Raabert is ko liquid … Continue reading →

Since Amitabh Bachchan’s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show. Amjad Khan – Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon ! Chaar chaar options ! … Continue reading →

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit,these could be the caption in Newspapers: > Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!,English Babu Desi Mem,Brain marries Beauty!? > Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera, > The next version … Continue reading →