Category Archives: Computer Jokes

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek “MNC” Company mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai** So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?. “Software Engineer * “zyada nahi saab, bus mahine … Continue reading →

Internet se Chatting karke ladki patai, internet per ho gayi sagai, Internet per divorce ho gaya, is bahane computer ka course ho gaya. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

Jab nikle tum apne Ghar se, pehen ke reshmi gown, Jaane kitne Dilon ka, ho gaya “Server” down. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

Roz subha hum karte hai, pyaar se unhe good morning, Wo aise ghoor ke dekti hai, jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

Honge kai Nigaah me, kabhi mujhe bhi pick kiya karo, Mere Dil ke “Icon” pe, kabhi to Double-Click kiya karo. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

Lagta hai mere Love ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa “cut”(Ctrl+V) kiya, ke “Paste”(Ctrl+V) karna bhool gaye. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, wo repeat kar doonga, Tu naa mili to apni zindagi, ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer Joke.

Kal jab mile thi, to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kahte hai, your file not found. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer Joke.

What is the similarity, Between Bill gates and me?, Don’t know?, So simple, He never comes to my house, and I never go to his house, Ego Problem.. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.

What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer ?, A Mega-Byte!. _ I hope you have enjoyed this computer joke.