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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek “MNC” Company mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai**
So..
Mr. Software Engineer ,
what do u expect for the salary ?.
“Software Engineer * “zyada nahi saab,
bus mahine ka 90 Hazaar rupaye,
Ek chota sa Bunglow,
Ek gadi, aur kuch naukar-chakar”.
Manager * “Ok Mr Software Engineer ,
Hum aapko mahiney ka 1 […]
Chatting karke
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Internet se Chatting karke ladki patai, internet per ho gayi sagai,
Internet per divorce ho gaya, is bahane computer ka course ho gaya.
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Jab nikle tum
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Jab nikle tum apne Ghar se, pehen ke reshmi gown,
Jaane kitne Dilon ka, ho gaya “Server” down.
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Pyaar se unhe
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Roz subha hum karte hai, pyaar se unhe good morning,
Wo aise ghoor ke dekti hai, jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.
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Honge kai
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Honge kai Nigaah me, kabhi mujhe bhi pick kiya karo,
Mere Dil ke “Icon” pe, kabhi to Double-Click kiya karo.
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Lagta hai mere
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Lagta hai mere Love ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa “cut”(Ctrl+V) kiya, ke “Paste”(Ctrl+V) karna bhool gaye.
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Wo repeat
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, wo repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi, ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
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Ek sound
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Kal jab mile thi, to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kahte hai, your file not found.
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Comes to my
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Saturday, May 19th, 2007What is the similarity,
Between Bill gates and me?,
Don’t know?,
So simple, He never comes to my house,
and I never go to his house,
Ego Problem..
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Of the computer
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer ?,
A Mega-Byte!.
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