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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007How did the computer criminal of jail?
He pressed the escape key!
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To her mailbox
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set.
The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox.
She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked,
“Why do […]
You marry
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 15, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007Some Realties of Life.
“U love someone someone else.
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id”
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Sending email
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 14, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Monday, May 14th, 2007Height of time-pass -: A person sending email to himself,
Height of achievement -: A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.
Height of carelessness -: Writing a love mail and pressing ‘Send all.’,
Height of frustration -: The email server being down.
Height of helplessness -: Receiving no emails for a […]
About internet
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 14, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Monday, May 14th, 2007A stupid person was listening to a lecture,
about internet in the middle of the lecture,
he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said,
“now what is better internet or hard disk”.
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Sitting in car
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Saturday, May 12th, 2007Dialog between Computer Hardware Engineer & Manager,
Computer Hardware Engineer -: Sir, you cannot use this printer right now because I don’t have driver for it.
Manager -: Oh my driver is ideal sitting in car. you can use him.
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Computer world
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 11, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Friday, May 11th, 2007Future Movies in Bollywood’s Computer world……
Aao chat kare,
Programmer no 1,
Kahani Keyboard ki,
Mera hardisk tumhare paas hai,
Memory aur hard disk,
Mouse ka gulam,
Java wale job le jayenge,
Mera code chal gaya,
Har Din jo mail Karega,
Mera Resume Kora kagaz,
Khel Virus ka,
Virus Aur Antivirus,
Programmer bane Bodyshopper,
Network Ke Ush Paar,
Billing aur Salary…
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Dil se
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 11, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Friday, May 11th, 2007What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-
1. Login karo Dil se,
2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya,
3. Shaheed Hacker Singh,
3. Password De Ke Dekho,
4. Mr. Network Lal,
5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna,
6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani,
7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta,
8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi,
9. Hang To […]
Computer think
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007DO U THINK WAT DOES D COMPUTER THINK OF U WHEN U SIT INFRONT OF IT.
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INTEL inside,
IDIOT outside.
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Very fast
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007The best part about computers is that they make very fast,
specific mistakes.
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