Category Archives: Computer Jokes

How did the computer criminal of jail? He pressed the escape key! _ I hope you have enjoyed this computer joke.

One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house … Continue reading →

Some Realties of Life. “U love someone someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id” _ I hope you have enjoyed this Computer Joke.

Height of time-pass -: A person sending email to himself, Height of achievement -: A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply. Height of carelessness -: Writing a love mail and pressing ‘Send … Continue reading →

A stupid person was listening to a lecture, about internet in the middle of the lecture, he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said, “now what is better internet or hard disk”. _ I … Continue reading →

Dialog between Computer Hardware Engineer & Manager, Computer Hardware Engineer -: Sir, you cannot use this printer right now because I don’t have driver for it. Manager -: Oh my driver is ideal sitting in car. you can use him. … Continue reading →

Future Movies in Bollywood’s Computer world…… Aao chat kare, Programmer no 1, Kahani Keyboard ki, Mera hardisk tumhare paas hai, Memory aur hard disk, Mouse ka gulam, Java wale job le jayenge, Mera code chal gaya, Har Din jo mail … Continue reading →

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:- 1. Login karo Dil se, 2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya, 3. Shaheed Hacker Singh, 3. Password De Ke Dekho, 4. Mr. Network Lal, 5. Terminal … Continue reading →

DO U THINK WAT DOES D COMPUTER THINK OF U WHEN U SIT INFRONT OF IT. . . . . INTEL inside, IDIOT outside. _ I hope you have enjoyed this computer joke.

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes. _ I hope you have enjoyed this computer joke.