Category Archives: Computer Jokes

There was once a young man who,in his youth,professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “Great” he said,”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a … Continue reading →

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken … Continue reading →

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me,I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The … Continue reading →

Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF for me to run,I feel a sudden twitch within my glands. How sweet our cybersex in private … Continue reading →

“O my dear God” Help me log on without fretting,guide me as I’m interneting Bless my downloading and uploading,keep my browser from exploding. May my website be protected,let not my password be rejected Keep my line connection clear and let … Continue reading →

In Computer Heaven -: The management is from Intel.The design and construction is done by Apple. The marketing is done by Microsoft.IBM provides the support.Gateway determines the pricing. In Computer Hell -: The management is from Apple.Microsoft does design and … Continue reading →

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of… Khidkiyan97 -: Phaail = File … Continue reading →

Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF for me to run,I feel a sudden twitch within my glands. How sweet our cybersex in private … Continue reading →

This customer comes into the computer store. I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging. Well, replied the clerk, Have you tried Windows 98? _ I hope you have enjoyed this computer … Continue reading →