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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007There was once a young man who,in his youth,professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “Great” he said,”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”He now […]
A program
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A
keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a
broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something […]
Programmer
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
“If you kiss me,I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said,
“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I will […]
Thine eyes
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.
How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff […]
Prayear
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007“O my dear God”
Help me log on without fretting,guide me as I’m interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading,keep my browser from exploding.
May my website be protected,let not my password be rejected
Keep my line connection clear and let tech support be always near!
Please keep all my programs alive,and be sure to back up my hard drive!
And protect […]
Heaven or Hell
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007In Computer Heaven -:
The management is from Intel.The design and construction is done by Apple.
The marketing is done by Microsoft.IBM provides the support.Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell -:
The management is from Apple.Microsoft does design and construction.
IBM handles the marketing.The support is from Gateway.Intel sets the price.
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I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.
Khidkiyan97
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 24, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.He announced that Microsoft plans to release a
windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of…
Khidkiyan97 -:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao […]
Eyes shine like CDs
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 23, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.
How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love’s signoff […]
Windows 98
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 23, 2007 by admin in Computer Jokes
Monday, April 23rd, 2007This customer comes into the computer store.
I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know,
something really challenging.
Well,
replied the clerk,
Have you tried Windows 98?
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I hope you have enjoyed this computer joke.