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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007When i was sad, U were there,
When i was crying, U were there,
When i was unhappy, U were there,
Now i realised ki,
Saare “Fasaad ki jadd” tum hi ho.
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Zindigee ek Perfume
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Ab tak meri zindigee ek Perfume ki khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume udd jata tha,
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya,
Khuda kare aap jaisa Dhakkan sabko mile.
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Raat kahenge
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge, tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge,
kyunki…?,
kyunki…?,
kyunki…?,
kyunki…?..
Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti…
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Aap me
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Suraj bana to badal bane, chand bana to sitare bane,
Kuch to baat hai aap me, kuch to baat hai aap me, yoohi nahi Paagal khaane bane.
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Gaane ke liye
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Ek Singer doosre Singer se poochta hai,
Ek Singer ** Tumhe ye chota medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Gaane ke liye,
Ek Singer ** Aur ye doosra bada medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Ganaa band karne ke liye.
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Chahti ho
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Boy :- i love you,
Girl :- i love you too,
Boy :- kitna,
Girl :- jitna tum,
Boy :- cheater maine socha ki tum mujhe sach mai chahti ho.
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Convert this
[ 1 Comment ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007TEACHER -: *I killed a person* convert this sentence
into Future Tense.
STUDENT -: The future tense is *U will go to jail*.
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Allah buri nazar se
[ 1 Comment ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007You are Sweet as a Chocolate,
Meetha as a Gulabjamun,
Raseela as a Rasgulla,
Cool as a Ice - Cream,
Allah buri nazar se bachaye,
kahi aapko cheentiya hi na kha jai.
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Kya yaar tumse
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Tum paas aay,
Yoon muskuraye,
Apne saare Daant aise dikhaye,
Dekh kar mera dil,
Phoot-phoot kar rota hai,
kya yaar tumse,
Brush bhi theek se nahi hota hai.
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Year 2007
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Friday, May 25th, 2007Year 2007 genretion Child wil sing in school -: Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went to royal bar, whisky rates r up so high, so drink a beer wth chiken fry.
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