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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 23, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Wife >>> Raat ko aap peeke, gutter mein gir gaye the,
Husband >>> Kya bataoon darling, ye sub galat sangati ka asar hai,
hum chaar dost…ek bottle,
aur wo teeno kambhakt,
peeten nahin.
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Evolution of
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 23, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Evolution of Man :-
shade ke pahle :- Hero no 1,
shade ke baad :- Colie no 1,
shade ke pahle :- ‘Maine pyar kiya’,
shade ke baad :- Ye maine kya kiya,
shade ke pahle :- Jaaneman mat jao,
shade ke baad :- Jaan mat khao,
shade ke pahle :- Tum bin raha na jae,
shade ke baad :- Tum ko saha […]
U r handsome
[ 1 Comment ]Posted on May 23, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Fact one -: All beautiful Girl’s r married.
Fact second -: Al handsome men r gay.
Fact three -: U r handsome!
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More money
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 22, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007A successful man is one who makes more money,
becoz his wife can spend.
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Bevkoof Male
[ 2 Comments ]Posted on May 22, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007Smart Male + Smart Nari = Affair Jari,Bevkoof Male + Smart Nari = Jeb Khali,
Smart Male + Bevkoof Nari = Paav Bhari,Bevkoof Male + Bevkoof Nari = Shadi.
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Life time mission
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 21, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Monday, May 21st, 2007Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission,
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition,
and marry ur dad’s decision.
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Marry them
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 21, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Monday, May 21st, 2007Teacher to child -:
How should we add one and one so that they may be more than two?,
Child -: Sir,
we should marry them.
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Of course
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Saturday, May 19th, 2007Marriage process -: 6 weeks I love U, I love U, I love U,
Six months later -: Of course I love U,
Six years later -: God, if I didn’t love U,
Then why the hell did I marriage u?.
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He is really
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Saturday, May 19th, 2007Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is really finished.
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Andha hoon
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Saturday, May 19th, 2007A Beggar -0h sundari andha hoon.
do rupya de de..
Husband told his wife-De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai,
to har-haal me ye andhaa hoga.
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