Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Friday, May 18th, 2007Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?,
Esliye ki wo marne ke baad agar ‘Swarg’ jaye,
to achcha feel kare aur,
agar ‘Nark’ jaye to homely feel kare.
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Aadmi se poocha
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Friday, May 18th, 2007Doctor ne aadmi se poocha,kya aap aur aapki patni ka khoon ek hi hai?,
Aadmi ne kaha kyo nahi? zaroor hoga! 50 saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
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Log samajh jayen
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Life me hamesha,haste raho,muskurate raho,gaate raho,gungunate raho,
Taaki tumhe dekhte hi log samajh jayen ki tum Unmarried ho.
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Khafa patni se
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Thappad Maarne par khafa patni se Pati bola -: Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jisse wo Pyaar krta hai.
Patni ne Pati ko do thappad maare aur boli -: Aap kya samajhte hai main aapse pyaar nahi kerti.
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Tum kya karoge
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Patni :- Agar main marr jaaon to tum kya karoge,
Pati :- Main paagal ho jaun ga!,
Patni :- kya tum mere marne ke baad dubaara shadi kar loge,
Pati :- Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
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Wife is like a
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Friends r like “Priya Gold Biscuit” haq se maango,
Girlfriends r like “Pepsi” ye dil maange more,
Wife is like a “Medicine” bas ek hi kaafi hai.
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Mere liye ho
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Thursday, May 17th, 2007Phone ki Ganti baji.
Husband -: Mere liye ho to kahna mai gharpe nahi hoon.
Wife Phone Utha ke -: Wo gharpe hai,
Husband -: Mana kiya phir bhi,
Wife -: Ji wo mere liye tha.
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Kaisa lag raha hai ji
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Pati, Patni ki godh me leta hua thaa…
Patni -: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Pati -: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh me lete hon!
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And a great
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007What do you call a wife who is sexy,
Beautiful,
Intelligent,
Understanding,
Caring,
Never jealous and a great cook?.
Ans. -: A rumour!
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Before the fight
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?,
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands..
before the fight begins.
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