Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

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Do you know

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Husband asks,
Do you know the meaning of “WIFE”.
It means..,
“Without Information Fighting Everytime”!
Wife says No,
it means -”With Idiot for Ever”.

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Her husband

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 15, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Consequences of American life style -:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband,
Darling,
Come quick!
Ur kids & my kids are beating our kids.

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Silence is golden

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 15, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

How Dogs and Women are alike,neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook,both put too much value on kissing.

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Here’s to good

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 14, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Monday, May 14th, 2007

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage..,
Here’s to good sense of humor,
and a short memory.

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An adventure

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 14, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Marriage is an adventure,
Like going to war.

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A coin

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 14, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Monday, May 14th, 2007

After marriage,
Husband and wife become two sides of a coin,
They just can’t face each other,
But still they stay together.

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Chandramukhi

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi,
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.

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TV par match

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
Husband smart bankar uske paas gaya aur bola -:
“Darling main kaisa lag raha hoon”.
Tabhi Wife zor se chilaayee -: “Chakka”.

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Sweet dream

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 11, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Fantasy is to

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 11, 2007 by admin in Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Ask any man,
And he will tell you that any woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study,
It appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy,
One man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

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