Category Archives: Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

Married life is very frustrating, In the 1st year of marriage, the man speak and the woman listens, In the 2nd year, the woman speak and the man listens, In the 3rd year, they both speaks and the neighbors listen.. … Continue reading →

At the kitty party, one woman said to another, “aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” the other replied, “yes, i am, i married the wrong man.” _ I hope you have enjoyed this Marriage, Anniversary and … Continue reading →

Ek pati apne Patni se -: jab main mar jaoun thu samne wali ko zarour bulana. Patni -: wo kyon? pati -: wo murde se lipt-lipt kar roti hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

Beta, Dady-dady, Sab log shaadi ka mazaak udate hai, to phir shaadi karte kyon hai? Dady, Bete, akal jo hai wo kaaju khane se nahi, thokar khane se hi aati hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Marriage joke.

Pati aur Patni Hotel mein gaye tabhi ek ladki ne Patni ko hello kiya. Pati ne poocha -: kaun thi wo? Pati -: Tum dimaag kharaab mat karo,Main pehle hi pareshaan hu ki wo bhi yehi poochegi. _ I hope … Continue reading →

Patni -: Kya kar rahe ho? Pati -: Makkhiyan maar raha hoon. Patni -: Kitni maari? Pati -: 4 male and 2 female. Patni -: Kaise malum? Pati -: Kyonki 4 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone … Continue reading →

Kaamwali Baai -: Malkin aap udas kyun hai? Maalkin -: Tumhare Sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain. Kaamwali Baai -: Nahi! ye nahi ho sakta! sahab mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte. _ I hope you have … Continue reading →

Wife ko “Beghum” kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare ghum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain, aur wife “Beghum” ho jaati hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Marriage joke.

Two mens were talking each other……. Fast Man -:After marriage ladkiyan mang mein sindoor kyon lagati hain? Second Man -:Ye bhi nahi pata kya.Kyonki Isse ladko ko pata chal jata hai ki is plot ki registry ho gayi hai. _ … Continue reading →

Ek Pati har waqt apni biwi se ladta rehta tha. Why??,Guess??,Socho??, Maan li haar? Bcoz Uske parents ne use sikhaya tha, Beta har waqt musibaton se ladte rehna chahiye. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Marriage joke.