Category Archives: Political Jokes

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, The security guard told Laloo, “Wait Please” for which Laloo replied, “65Kgs” and moved. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Political joke.

Airhostess to Laloo -: sir u a vegetarian or a non-vegeterian, Laloo -: I’m a Sagiterian.. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Political Joke.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,finding it whether it exists or not, Diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedy. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Political Joke.

A corrupt minister used to write “Not Approved” on all the papers that were sent to him by his assistants. He always left a significant space between Not and Approved. When the affected persons suitable greased his palms, he would … Continue reading →

Laloo wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and Laloo was pleased. But within a few days of … Continue reading →

Bill Gates -: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows. Laloo -: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home? Laloo -: I have removed all windows due … Continue reading →

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says-: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai, A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena. The person at the window tells … Continue reading →

Bill Clinton decided to ‘teach’ Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White House, they are … Continue reading →

Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail. Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out -: ‘Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar ‘. His ministers tried to calm him by … Continue reading →

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician’s which was $100,000. Does that … Continue reading →