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Wait Please

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.
As there was a huge rush,
The security guard told Laloo,
“Wait Please” for which Laloo replied,
“65Kgs” and moved.

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A Sagittarian

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 15, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Airhostess to Laloo -: sir u a vegetarian or a non-vegeterian,
Laloo -: I’m a Sagiterian..

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Looking for trouble

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 15, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,finding it whether it exists or not,
Diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedy.

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Minister

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

A corrupt minister used to write “Not Approved” on all the papers that were sent to him by his assistants.
He always left a significant space between Not and Approved. When the affected persons suitable greased his palms,
he would recall the file and just add an “e:”after Not so that it became “Note: Approved”. This was […]

Post offices

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Laloo wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released and Laloo was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly,
and he […]

Bill Gates to Laloo

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Bill Gates -: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo -: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home?
Laloo -: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused) -: Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo -: OPERATION […]

House full

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says-: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai,
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena. The person at the window tells him that there is a house full,
so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full […]

Laloo English

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Bill Clinton decided to ‘teach’ Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur.
Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White House, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.
Days pass by and weeks pass […]

Laloo cried

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out -: ‘Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar ‘. His ministers tried to calm him by saying -: How dare a man address such a letter to you ? ‘.
Mr. Laloo replied […]

Transplant operation

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 1, 2007 by admin in Political Jokes

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon.
He could choose either the Architect’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician’s which was $100,000.
Does that mean that the politician’s brain is much better than the Architect’s?
Exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
Not exactly replied […]

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