Santa Banta Jokes

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Your auto

[ 2 Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Santa was bizzy removing a wheel from his auto,
Banta asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa replied ** Can’t you read the board,
parking is only for two wheeler.

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Oye kamaal

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Santa ** What is the name of your car ?
Lady ** I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Santa ** Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, “Tea” se start hoti hai,
Oye hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Kya baat hai

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Santa -: Kiss se baat kar rahe ho.
Banta -: Biwi se,
Santa -: Kya baat hai itne pyar se…?
Banta -: Tumhari hai.

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Santa kehta ha

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Ak baar Santa ek restaurant me jaate hai aur ek cup coffee order karte hai,
5 min. baad waiter unko door se ishaara karta hai aur 10 min. baad coffee ka bill le aata hai,
Santa kahta hai Oye! maine to coffee pee hi nahi to waiter pooochta hai.
sir aap samajdaar hain?,to Santa kehta hai haan to […]

Like this

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

Santa is writing a letter to his son,it goes like this,
“Son, I know you can’t read fast, so i m writing this letter very slow.

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Room me pahuchte hi

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 5, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

Ek baar santa exam dene jaate hai, exam room me pahuchte hi wo darwaaze ke paas baith jaate hai,
Ye dekhkar kar wahan jo aur log exam dene aaye the wo santa se poochte hai ki tum yahan kyo baithe,
ess par santa jawaab deta hai Oye! main enterence exam dene aaya hoon.

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Lichi ke ped pe

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 3, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Santa lichi ke ped pe bethkar gana gaa rahe tha,
achanak wahan Banta aa gaya aur usee ped se ulta latak ke gana gaane laga,
Santa ne poocha ki ulte kyon latka ho, Banta bola oye! side B gaa raha h00n.

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Banta standing

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 3, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Santa -: Oye main is duniya ko mita dunga,mita dunga,mita dunga.
Banta standing besides said -: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.

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Cheated

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

SANTA TO SHOPKEEPER -: U cheated me.
SHOPKEEPER -: No, I sold a good radio to u.
SANTA -: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says, This is all India Radio!

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Wife ke saath

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Santa Banta Jokes

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Santa apni khoobsurat wife ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola,Oye! meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith,car mein chalaaonga.

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