Category Archives: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa was bizzy removing a wheel from his auto, Banta asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa replied ** Can’t you read the board, parking is only for two wheeler. _ I hope you have … Continue reading →

Santa ** What is the name of your car ? Lady ** I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Santa ** Oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, “Tea” se start hoti hai, Oye hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti … Continue reading →

Santa -: Kiss se baat kar rahe ho. Banta -: Biwi se, Santa -: Kya baat hai itne pyar se…? Banta -: Tumhari hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta Joke.

Ak baar Santa ek restaurant me jaate hai aur ek cup coffee order karte hai, 5 min. baad waiter unko door se ishaara karta hai aur 10 min. baad coffee ka bill le aata hai, Santa kahta hai Oye! maine … Continue reading →

Santa is writing a letter to his son,it goes like this, “Son, I know you can’t read fast, so i m writing this letter very slow. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Ek baar santa exam dene jaate hai, exam room me pahuchte hi wo darwaaze ke paas baith jaate hai, Ye dekhkar kar wahan jo aur log exam dene aaye the wo santa se poochte hai ki tum yahan kyo baithe, … Continue reading →

Santa lichi ke ped pe bethkar gana gaa rahe tha, achanak wahan Banta aa gaya aur usee ped se ulta latak ke gana gaane laga, Santa ne poocha ki ulte kyon latka ho, Banta bola oye! side B gaa raha … Continue reading →

Santa -: Oye main is duniya ko mita dunga,mita dunga,mita dunga. Banta standing besides said -: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

SANTA TO SHOPKEEPER -: U cheated me. SHOPKEEPER -: No, I sold a good radio to u. SANTA -: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says, This is all India Radio! _ I hope you have enjoyed this … Continue reading →

Santa apni khoobsurat wife ke saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola,Oye! meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,car mein chalaaonga. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.