Category Archives: Santa Banta Jokes

Captain of Military :- Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada. Captain :- Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa :- Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,mein 10ve number pe tha. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta to Santa :- Aao ji chess khelein, Santa :- Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta :- Ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa :- Oye! Suicide karne ke liye Banta :- To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? Santa :- Kahin infection ho gaya to. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta … Continue reading →

Banta to Doctor saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doctor -: Haan, bilkul. Banta -: To phir theek hai doctor saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa … Continue reading →

SANTA -: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor -: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa Banta ne ek jalte hue makan se, aapni jaan pe khel kar chaar logo ko baahar nikala. phir bhi unhe jel main dal diya gaya kyun? why ?why ? why ?Socho…Socho…. Kyunki wo sare fire brigade wale the. _ … Continue reading →

Santa – Ye log ball ko pairo se kyun maar rahe hai? Banta – Goal karan lai. Santa – Par ball to pehle hi gol hai or kitni gol karange. – I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question. ever- What comes first – the chicken or the egg? Banta,O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke

Santa – What’s difference between man & Superman? Banta – Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha “Upar kyon aaya?” Banta ne jawaab diya Apple khane. Bandar ne kaha Ye to aam ka ped hai. Banta bola Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. _ I hope ypu … Continue reading →