Category Archives: Santa Banta Jokes

Banta – What’s Ford? Santa – Gaadi. Banta – What’s Oxford? Santa – So simple, Bail Gaadi. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa – Truck dekhkar tum ghabra kyon ho? Banta – Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa – Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu – Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks “How much for this? Shopkeeper – Rs 500″ Santa – Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Santa singh was standing below a tube light with a open mouth… WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be “Light”.. ha..ha…ha…. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Banta Singh – Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa Singh – Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie? Because under 18 was not allowed! _ I hope you have enjoyed this Santa Banta joke.

Once a Santa entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw Banta checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The Banta typed his password and was waiting when Santa cried … Continue reading →

Banta – My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time. Santa – What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after … Continue reading →

Santa on telephone : Banta ek khush khabri hai, Banta – kya khus khabri hai? Santa – aaj hum do se teen ho gaye, Banta – mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ? Santa – meri biwi ne doosri shaadi … Continue reading →