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Your birthday

Interviewer ** When is your birthday, Sardarji ** 23th Oct. Interviewer ** which year ? sardar ** Oye! UllOo ke patte, every year. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Oye Kya

Where were you born ?, sardarji Oye Punjab. Boss -: which part ?, sardarji Oye Kya which part ?, Whole body born in punjab. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Lucknow aagaya

Sardarni >>> Bus main chadhi hai or kehti hai ke jab Lucknow aaye to mujhe bata dena,wo 10 min baad phir boli ke Lucknow aaye to bata dena, 10 min baad wo phir boli ke Lucknow aagaya kya?bus wala gusse … Continue reading

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Once a Hollywood Actor

Once a Hollywood Actor and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Hollywood Actor said ‘Pass the wine u divine’, Sardar felt ‘how poetic’ and said, ‘Pass the custurd you bas-tard’. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Tu bhaag

Do sardar jangal me or unke samne sher aa jaata hai, 1st sardar ne mitti uthakar sher ke moope mari aur bhagane laga 2sra sardar wahi pe khada raha, 1st sardar ne bola are bhag-bhag. Espar 2sre sardar bola main … Continue reading

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Matt bolna

Doctor to Sardar -: Mubarak ho aap papa ban gaye, Sardar replied -: Meri patni ko matt bolna main usse surprise doonga. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

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Save money

Sardar wanted to make a “STD call to Punjab”,he wanted to save money what did he do? Simple he went to Punjab and made a local call. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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On the phone

A Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone & says,hi, main bol raha hoon. The other Sardar replies,Oye!kamaal hai,ithe bhi main bol raha hoon. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Do Sardaro ko

Do sardaro ko “Teen Bomb” mile. 1st Sardar -: Chal police ko de kar aate hain. 2nd Sardar -: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to? 1st Sardar -:Oye! Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the. _ … Continue reading

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Fast time in

A Sardar was working fast time in a garment shop,a customer girl asks, Underwear dikhaana sardar thoda sharma ke ji aaj pahna nahi hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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