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Your birthday

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Interviewer ** When is your birthday,
Sardarji ** 23th Oct.
Interviewer ** which year ?
sardar ** Oye! UllOo ke patte,
every year.

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Oye Kya

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 24, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Where were you born ?, sardarji Oye Punjab.
Boss -: which part ?, sardarji Oye Kya which part ?, Whole body born in punjab.

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Lucknow aagaya

[ 1 Comment ]Posted on May 23, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Sardarni >>> Bus main chadhi hai or kehti hai ke jab Lucknow aaye to mujhe bata dena,wo 10 min baad phir boli ke Lucknow aaye to bata dena,
10 min baad wo phir boli ke Lucknow aagaya kya?bus wala gusse men bola khala tum so jao jab aayega to main bata doonga,
Ittefaq se Lucknow nikal gaya […]

Once a Hollywood Actor

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Once a Hollywood Actor and Sardarji are having a dinner together.
Hollywood Actor said ‘Pass the wine u divine’,
Sardar felt ‘how poetic’ and said,
‘Pass the custurd you bas-tard’.

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Tu bhaag

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 19, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Do sardar jangal me or unke samne sher aa jaata hai,
1st sardar ne mitti uthakar sher ke moope mari aur bhagane laga
2sra sardar wahi pe khada raha,
1st sardar ne bola are bhag-bhag.
Espar 2sre sardar bola main kyon bhagu mitti toone dali hai.
tu bhaag….

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Matt bolna

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Doctor to Sardar -: Mubarak ho aap papa ban gaye,
Sardar replied -: Meri patni ko matt bolna main usse surprise doonga.

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Save money

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Sardar wanted to make a “STD call to Punjab”,he wanted to save money what did he do?
Simple he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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On the phone

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 18, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Friday, May 18th, 2007

A Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone & says,hi, main bol raha hoon.
The other Sardar replies,Oye!kamaal hai,ithe bhi main bol raha hoon.

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Do Sardaro ko

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 17, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Do sardaro ko “Teen Bomb” mile.
1st Sardar -: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2nd Sardar -: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1st Sardar -:Oye! Jhoot bhol denge,
ki 2 hi mile the.

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Fast time in

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

A Sardar was working fast time in a garment shop,a customer girl asks,
Underwear dikhaana sardar thoda sharma ke ji aaj pahna nahi hai.

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