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[ No Comments ]Posted on May 16, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Sardar’s son -: Daddyji kal raat ko,
phir maine bathroom ka darwaaza khola to light apne aap jal gayi.
Daddyji -:Oye! phir tune fridge me susu ki…
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Kaon se film
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 12, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Saturday, May 12th, 200712 Sardar 12 Car mein,
12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe,
12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein,
kaon se film dekhne gaye?….
Ye waqt hamara hai.
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Uska khyaal
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 8, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007Sardarji -: meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi.
Freind -: tu uska khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga.
Sardarji -: arre yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
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Genius Man
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 7, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, May 7th, 2007Genius Man to SardarJi -: “Impossible ka word meri dictionary mein nahi hai”.
SardarJee -: “Te Ullo-ke-Patthe dictionary dekh ke khareedni thi naa!”
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Sardar cricketer
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007Sardar cricketer -: Darling kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?
Wife -: kardina sardar wali baat! Are kabhi spiner ko opening mili hai kya.
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Sardar was looking
[ No Comments ]Posted on May 2, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007Once a sardar was looking at a Wanted poster & was wondering - Oye! wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Small TV
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
I would like to buy this small TV,
he told the salesman.
Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,
he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman I would like to buy this TV.
Sorry,
we don’t sell to Sardars,
Salesman replied.
Damn,he […]
Hospital
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007A Chinies was in hospital.
Sardar went to meet him.
Chini said “Ching Chong, Mou.Chu Cha” & died.
Sardar went china to know the meaning,
that was-Kutte Oxygen ke Pipe Se Pair Utha.
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Sardar’s son
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Teacher to Sardar’s son ess line ki english banao,
“usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
Sardar’s son - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
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Two Sardar
[ No Comments ]Posted on April 30, 2007 by admin in Sardar Jokes
Monday, April 30th, 2007Two Sardar were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
The first one Kya Goal mara.
Second Sardar raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
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