Category Archives: Sardar Jokes

Sardar’s son -: Daddyji kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darwaaza khola to light apne aap jal gayi. Daddyji -:Oye! phir tune fridge me susu ki… _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

12 Sardar 12 Car mein, 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe, 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein, kaon se film dekhne gaye?…. Ye waqt hamara hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

Sardarji -: meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi. Freind -: tu uska khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. Sardarji -: arre yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

Genius Man to SardarJi -: “Impossible ka word meri dictionary mein nahi hai”. SardarJee -: “Te Ullo-ke-Patthe dictionary dekh ke khareedni thi naa!” _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

Sardar cricketer -: Darling kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon? Wife -: kardina sardar wali baat! Are kabhi spiner ko opening mili hai kya. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

Once a sardar was looking at a Wanted poster & was wondering – Oye! wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. I would like to buy this small TV, he told the salesman. Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars, he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his … Continue reading →

A Chinies was in hospital. Sardar went to meet him. Chini said “Ching Chong, Mou.Chu Cha” & died. Sardar went china to know the meaning, that was-Kutte Oxygen ke Pipe Se Pair Utha. _ I hope u have enjoyed this … Continue reading →

Teacher to Sardar’s son ess line ki english banao, “usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Sardar’s son – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan. I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

Two Sardar were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. The first one Kya Goal mara. Second Sardar raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this … Continue reading →