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Shaadi karunga

Ek bar ek sardarji pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga “chidi ko marunga”.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad wo theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ? … Continue reading

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Jumps

Frog – Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Sardar – Hai. Frog – Nahin hai. Sardar – Hai. Frog – Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Sardar – Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? _ I hope you have … Continue reading

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Library

Sardar walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian, “I’m sorry,this is a library.” Santa whispers,”Can I have a burger & fries?” _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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A number

Sardar dials a number. A girl receives the call. Sardar – Who r u? Girl – Seeta here. Sardar – Maine to “Chandigarh” phone kiya tha, ye to “Ayodhya” mil gaya. _ I hope you have enjoyed this Sardar joke.

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Read a board

One Sardar read a board, likhney wala briliant,parhney wala idiot, Sardar becomes engry,he rub the board and writes, parhney wala briliant,likhney wala idiot. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sardar joke.

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Dinosaurs

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him, kyon sardarji – kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai. Sardarji … Continue reading

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Coffee Shop

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, Hot Coffee order Ki,Coffee Aate Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10. _ I hope you have enjoyed … Continue reading

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