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To kya hua

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Chaand ko garoor hai ki, uske pass noor hai to kya hua,
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost langoor hai.

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Kya langoor

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Nazre dekhi aapki,
magar msg. na aaya,
Dil ki bekarari ne,
hamse sms likhwaya,
Ummeed hai,
aap hamen bhoole na honge,
Jaldi se reply bhej,
Sogaya kya langoor!

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Sms karo

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Chalo sms khelte hain.
Pehle tum sms karo,
Phir tum sms karo,
Phir se tum sms karo,
Ek baar phir tum sms karo,
Bas ab kal khelenge.

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Will Fresh

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

This message will Fresh ur Brain in 3 sec.…
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1
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Error!
O! O!,
Sorry,
No brain deducted.

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Only be read

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

This message can only be read by a very cute person.
******$$$$%%%%
%%%%****$$$$==
+++%%666^^^+++
#####***@@@***
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try again …
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nothing ?
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Sorry,I guess u r just not cute, hey ! don’t force it ,
U are not cute.

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Don’t send

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Today is day of smart people,
So send this sms ti some one who Looks Smart,
Plz! don’t send back to me,
I already have received 1,25,10,999 sms,
I think this is fast sms for u.

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Full form

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Do U know the full form of “COLLEGE”,
C * Come,
O * On,
L * Lets,
L * Love,
E * Each,
G * Girl,
E * Equally..
Thats why boys go to college regularly.

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Aag laga do

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, kabhi chilman se wo jhake,
Aag laga do chilman ko, na wo jhaake na ham jhake.

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It has to

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

A warm Hello doesn’t come from the lips,
It comes from the heart,
doesn’t have to be told,
It has to be shown,
doesn’t have to be given,
It has to be sent.
Good morning.

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Love means

[ No Comments ]Posted on May 25, 2007 by admin in SMS Jokes

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Flower means Honey,
Honey means Sweet,
Sweet means Desire,
Desire means Love,
Love means Friend,
Friend means U.

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