Category Archives: SMS Jokes

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having love, 19% is watching television, and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand. _ I hope you have enjoyed this SMS Joke.

Hallo..hallo., This is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, The smell is unbearable. _ I hope you have enjoyed this SMS Joke.

Man they got me at the police station -: For possesion of good looks. they said i need an ugly person, to bail me out. u busy?. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

How can u face the problem, if the problem is ur face! _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

Handsome, sweet, intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well. Enough about Me, How about you?. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.

Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to, what you don’t say. _ I hope you have enjoyed this cool sms joke.

You know ur friendship means alot to me, if we r on a sinkin ship, and there is only one life jacket left, i will really miss you. _ I hope you have enjoyed this cool sms joke.

Six rules to be happy -: Free your heart from hatred, Free your mind from worries, Live simply, Expect less, Give more, And always have Me as ur Friend. _ I hope you have enjoyed this cool sms joke.

We have known each other by Chance, Became friends by Choice, Still friends by Decison. And when we say Friend Forever, That’s definitely a lifetime Promise! _ I hope you have enjoyed this cool sms joke.

Kya aap colse-Up karte hai?, Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai?, Kya aap Penalty bharte hai, Mobile ke bill se derte hai, To aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai. _ I hope you have enjoyed this sms joke.