Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek “MNC” Company mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai**
So..
Mr. Software Engineer ,
what do u expect for the salary ?.
“Software Engineer * “zyada nahi saab,
bus mahine ka 90 Hazaar rupaye,
Ek chota sa Bunglow,
Ek gadi, aur kuch naukar-chakar”.
Manager * “Ok Mr Software Engineer ,
Hum aapko mahiney ka 1 Lakh 50 Hazzar rupaye,
Ek bada sa Bunglow jahaan aap chaahe,
Ek Mercedes Benz Car with a Driver,
aap ke baccho ko school ka admission,
aur 15 naukar apki wife ke liye”.
Software Engineer is very excited ,Software Engineer * “Kyo Sir mazaak kartey hai!”,
Manager * “Shuru kisne kiya tha?”.
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I hope you have enjoyed this Computer joke.