Bill Gates -: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.

Laloo -: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home?

Laloo -: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused) -: Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo -: OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating) -: Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.

Laloo -: Oh Yes! Due to increased moquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates -: By the year 2002 India should export computer chips.

Laloo -: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy) -: do you regularly use LapTops?

Laloo -: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Sweating Heavily) -: The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and

ROM.

Laloo -: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.

Gates(Feeling Dizzy) -: I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Laloo -: I have exhausted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have

a bite.

Laloo -: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates-: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting.Please wait………….”

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I hope you have enjoyed this Political joke.