Bill Gates -: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo -: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates -: Have you installed Windows at home?
Laloo -: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused) -: Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo -: OPERATION ? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating) -: Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo -: Oh Yes! Due to increased moquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates -: By the year 2002 India should export computer chips.
Laloo -: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy) -: do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo -: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Sweating Heavily) -: The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and
ROM.
Laloo -: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.
Gates(Feeling Dizzy) -: I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo -: I have exhausted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have
a bite.
Laloo -: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates-: (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting.Please wait………….”
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I hope you have enjoyed this Political joke.